many WITCHES of note have passed through these doors. who are you, really?

Which NARRATOR'S HUT WITCH are you?

You knew we’d meet here, didn’t you? You are most like the great [SEER AVISA](https://cryptocoven.xyz/narrators-hut/avisa-and-cypress). You often get deja vu, or perhaps see the future in your dreams. You love the crunch of sea salt in your hair. Your friends know you’re in charge—know you’ll be the one driving on long road trips and ordering for the table at strange restaurants. You’re the best at karaoke, at footraces, at making decisions. When you’re better than others, it’s in a humble way. You don’t have to say it for it to be true. You’d go to the ends of the earth and brawl with the creatures there for the people you care about. They’d be just a step behind you.

Sometimes your greatness feels like a burden. You can feel afraid of what seems like your inevitable destiny. Try not to handle that feeling alone. 


AVISA

i am a natural leader with a gift for premonition, like the great SEER AVISA 🦪🌊 which WITCH from the @crypto_coven NARRATOR’S HUT are you? 

Sorry to interrupt, thoughtful one. You are most like the quiet [NECROMANCER CYPRESS](https://cryptocoven.xyz/narrators-hut/avisa-and-cypress). You enjoy your peace, whether that be in company or alone. Animals flock to you, especially cats. They can sense that you’re gentle and caring, that you have sympathy for even the most prickly at heart. Your friends say you’re a good listener. They know you’re there for them, even if they haven’t heard from you in weeks. 

You finish what you start. You’re generous with your time. You understand things in a way other people can’t comprehend, hear things other people don’t have the patience to perceive. You notice more than you let on. You look good in black. Remember to hold space for yourself, especially when the world gets loud. 


CYPRESS

i am as talented as i am reclusive, like the quiet NECROMANCER CYPRESS 👻🎋 which WITCH from the @crypto_coven NARRATOR’S HUT are you? 

You’re one wily bastard, aren’t you? You’re most like the cunning [OCCULTIST NULL](https://cryptocoven.xyz/narrators-hut/null-and-rijha). Or NOTHING, or THE NAMELESS ONE, or NONE OF YOUR BUSINESS, whatever they’re going by these days. You’re mysterious and charming, there’s a bit of danger in the dagger-flash of your smile. You’re a pool shark, debate champion, the kind of person to leave the poker table wearing someone else’s pants. Your car salesman cried into his tie when he thought you couldn’t hear. You did. You always do. 

There’s something innovatively sensual about you, something maybe even you couldn’t put your finger on. The answer is yes, you do need a new piercing. I can’t believe you’d even ask. 


NULL

i look hot in a deep v beating you at cards and i know it, like the wily OCCULTIST NULL 🗡️🃏 which WITCH from the @crypto_coven NARRATOR’S HUT are you? 

Oh, hey, gorgeous. You’re most like the beguiling [ENCHANTRESS RIJHA](https://cryptocoven.xyz/narrators-hut/null-and-rijha). I could say that you seep glamour, smell amazing, set fire to a room with a flick of your eyes, and have the most moisturized scalp of anyone I’ve dared meet, but you know all that. 

More interestingly, you’re idealistic. You want the best for people. You’d fight on the train, the street, in line at the deli for the rights of your community. You believe your way is the best way, perhaps the only way, and I won’t stand to oppose you. You know what face to wear to get what you want. There are things you’re prepared to sacrifice. Don’t lose sight of what feeds your ferocious love in the first place.


RIJHA

i vibrate with idealism and power, like the beguiling ENCHANTRESS RIJHA ⚜️👑 which WITCH from the @crypto_coven NARRATOR’S HUT are you? 

You are most like the stubbornly powerful [IONA](https://cryptocoven.xyz/narrators-hut/iona-and-the-unattuned). You have never, never let someone cut you in line or be snippy with a barista in your presence. You govern your life by a firm compass and act accordingly. Those who do the same earn your respect. You’re good with your hands — crocheting, soldering, wood carving, focaccia-baking, model-painting. Animals love you regardless of if you return their affections. You’re a natural storyteller and even more natural napper. 

People flock to you for your principles, but you would still have them even if they didn’t. They call you “humble,” or “practical,” but really you’re just content. With your feet in good slippers and a fire roaring, what is there to worry about? Remember not to underestimate yourself, great one. Your kind is more rare and precious than you think. 


IONA

i am as powerful as i am stubborn, like the humble HAG IONA 🐑🪝 which WITCH from the @crypto_coven NARRATOR’S HUT are you? 

Of course we’d find each other here. You knew it, I knew it, that one professor you traumatized with fiery in-class back-talk knew it. You are most like the formidable [MAGE SPINOR](https://cryptocoven.xyz/narrators-hut/spinor-and-the-design). You are ferociously, perhaps ferally intelligent. You seek, above all, understanding. Knowledge is nothing without the ability to rip it apart, sew it back together, transform it into something no one has ever seen or thought to seek. You’re an innovator above all else. 

Yes, maybe you’re antisocial at times. Yes, you’ve more than once awoken at your desk with drool on your notebooks and notebooks of ideas. But you’re fair. You keep your promises. Despite the chaos, your collaborators know they can rely on you. Yes, they want to hear about your latest hyperfixation. Don’t forget to call. 


SPINOR

i am as brilliant as i am feral, like the terrifying MAGE SPINOR 🦎🪓 which WITCH from the @crypto_coven NARRATOR’S HUT are you? 

You, my dear, are most like the kind, determined [DOVE](https://cryptocoven.xyz/narrators-hut/dove-and-the-asylum). If I opened your bag right now would I find tissues, aspirin, and a notebook with a list of present ideas for your friends? I thought so. People rely on you. Your generosity and empathy means more to them than you know. Sometimes you think everyone spills their secrets to everyone, gets so emotional and appreciative at ramen restaurants every weekend, but it’s not true. It’s really just people like you who make others feel that way. 

You are as trusting as you are trustworthy. When people get to know you they get to know the best of themselves. No, you’re not perfect. You can disappear for long stretches, get overwhelmed by the harshness of the world outside of your control. But your people will always be there for you. The universe will always be there for you. Do not lose your heart, dear one. It is a precious thing. 


DOVE

i walk the path of compassion above all else, like the WITCH DOVE of legend 🕊️⛩️ which WITCH from the @crypto_coven NARRATOR’S HUT are you? 

Oh, dear. Well, this is awkward, isn’t it? You’re most like ME, your friendly neighborhood near-omniscient narrative device tied up in ravishing good looks. Do you ever get tired being so right all the time? So entertaining? Do you have the hyperbolic back problems of a medieval serf just from carrying conversations? HA! You are like me! It’s bold work to simultaneously stay in your lane and be EXTREMELY nosy. But boldness is right at home with WITCHES like you and me. You’re an old soul and proud of it. You see all, know all, have a bit of a superiority complex (but can it be a complex if you’re right?). You make a wicked cup of tea. 

You’ve been through enough to understand the ways of things. There is a sadness you hold safe within you, one you churn to usefulness to help the people who come after. We should hang out some time, you and I. Drop by, will you? 


THE NARRATOR

i am as ravishing as i am omniscient, like THE NARRATOR 🛖💎 which WITCH from the @crypto_coven NARRATOR’S HUT are you? 

You’re… well, this can’t be right. Oh, my stars, did you just select “MEOW” or “YOWL” for every question? Did you… let your cat walk on the keyboard and select nonsense answers? Do you even know the purpose of a personality quiz? Don’t twitch your whiskers at me. Oh. Oh, I see. Mhm. Of course. So that’s the case. Well, I understand. You’re most like my cat, MUFFIN. Here’s a scratch behind the ears. I know of a [spell room](https://www.covencats.xyz/) that might be of interest to you… 


MUFFIN

MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW 🐱 

AVISA: 4

CYPRESS: 4

RIJHA: 4

DOVE: 2

NULL: 4

SPINOR: 4

IONA: 4

THE NARRATOR: 4

MUFFIN: 4

SPINOR: 3

CYPRESS: 2

RIJHA: 3

IONA: 2

NULL: 3

RIJHA: 2

SPINOR: 2

AVISA: 3

AVISA: 2

CYPRESS: 3

DOVE: 4

THE NARRATOR: 2

NULL: 2

IONA: 3

THE NARRATOR: 3

CYPRESS: 1

WILL, WISDOM, WIT, WILES, WONDER, and WOE. what are you made of, WITCH?

What are your Crypto Coven WITCH stats?

You are a WITCH attuned to intention and purpose. You are never the first to break eye contact — you have a firm handshake, and an even firmer sense of self. Friends say you approach shōnen protagonist-levels of determination, and they’re not wrong. You always know what you want for dinner. You lead with your instinct in all of its unwavering resolve.


You may intuit a special connection to [XUANNÜ](http://cryptocoven.xyz/witches/3) **🐲.**


WILL

above all, I am WILLFUL 🐲—nothing can sway my determination! what are your @crypto_coven WITCH stats?

You are a WITCH attuned to knowledge and reason. Your mind is seasoned in the way of the world — by book, experience, or both. Your friends come to you for the counsel they need, not certainly the counsel they want. You always know where to go, what to wear, and how much to tip. You lead with your mind in all of its glorious intricacies. 


You may intuit a special connection to [ALETHEIA](http://cryptocoven.xyz/witches/2) 🦉.


WISDOM

above all, I am WISE 🦉—behold the weight of my intellect! what are your @crypto_coven WITCH stats?

You are a WITCH attuned to acuity and bants. You laugh uproariously at your own jokes whether in company or alone. You often fantasize of either being a bridge troll or outsmarting one, and you can never decide which. You may spend too much time on the internet, but we don’t judge. You lead with your smile, wherever it may take you.


You may intuit a special connection to [KERIDWEN](http://cryptocoven.xyz/witches/5) 🎭.


above all, I am WITTY 🎭—if you’re not laughing at my jokes, that’s a you problem. what are your @crypto_coven WITCH stats?

You are a WITCH attuned to schemes and guile. You only make bets you know you will win. You throw the best surprise parties — best for whom? Doesn’t matter. You’d make an excellent pickpocket. Allegedly, of course. You lead with your whims and your fingers crossed behind your back. 


You may intuit a special connection to the [VOID WITCH](http://cryptocoven.xyz/curse-of-the-void-witch) 🐍 (and we’ve got our eyes on you...).


WILES

above all, I am WILY 🐍—i’ve never made a bet i didn’t win. what are your @crypto_coven WITCH stats?

You are a WITCH attuned to all that is light and good. You value the needs of others above your own, and peace above all. Your friends call you after sunshine, your enemies feel a shame they cannot place. You are an excellent baker, whether you know it or not. You lead with your heart and the purity within. 


You may intuit a special connection to [ARADIA](http://cryptocoven.xyz/witches/4) ✨.


WONDER

above all, I am WONDROUS ✨—if you’re reading this tweet, i hope you have a good day! what are your @crypto_coven WITCH stats?

You are a WITCH attuned to all that is self-serving and wicked. You value your needs above all else — what use is power if it cannot serve your goals? Your friends respect the depth of your dishonor; your enemies cower at the sound of your name. You have, by far, better character design than those who dare oppose you. You lead with your darkness and the heat of its flames. 


You may intuit a special connection to [NYX](http://cryptocoven.xyz/witches/1) 😈. 


above all, I am WOEFUL 😈—if you’re reading this tweet, watch yourself. what are your @crypto_coven WITCH stats?

WILL: 4

WIT: 4

WONDER: 4

WOE: 4

WISDOM: 4

WILES: 4

WOE: 3

WONDER: 2

WIT: 1

WIT: 2

WILL: 2

WILES: 2

WILES: 3

WISDOM: 2

WISDOM: 3

WOE: 2

WISDOM: 1

WOE: 1

WIT: 3

WILES: 1

WONDER: 1

WILL: 3

WONDER: 3

a WITCH is not born, they are forged. what shape will you take?

Which WITCH archetype of power are you?

An **ENCHANTRESS** is a being of glamour. Your hand may pass through the waves of their hair, the weight of their cloak, the wonders of their lips. They are simultaneously here, there, anywhere with power to grasp and feeble minds to conquer. You must move out of an **ENCHANTRESS**’s way when they walk. You see reality shimmer in and out of being with each click of their heel. They cast you into love so deep with a wave of their arm you do not care they have demolished your city to clear the western view from their tower.


An **ENCHANTRESS** beguiles your paramour, charms your enemy, councils your king. When they wink and their mask slips to reveal the hungry grin beneath, you must have the sense to take it to your grave.


ENCHANTRESS

i am a being of glamour—an ENCHANTRESS 💎
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which @crypto_coven archetype of power are you?

You don’t interrupt a **SEER** when they’re talking. They may talk for minutes or hours or terrible, terrible years, but you must not shimmy, shift, or breathe. You must inhale prophecy, exhale truth. You must moisten their throat with some lemon water, bug’s breath, slime from the spine of a toad.


A **SEER** knows both the things you want and want to avoid. They’re sensible enough to charge a premium to not involve the latter.


SEER

i am an inhaler of prophecy, exhaler of truth—a SEER 🔮
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which @crypto_coven archetype of power are you?

When you cross an **OCCULTIST**, you must grip tight to your soul. They are flame dancers, altar tenders, arbiters of demon deals. They hunt in packs, howl like beasts, wander the darkest depths of the forest with eyes that blaze with frenzy you cannot tame. They speak in hidden tongues, serve weird and terrible masters. Never share your name. Never share your destination. Never back out of a deal, once decided.


If you betray an **OCCULTIST**, you are already dead. Whether in this lifetime or the next, you will not wake in your bed. Pray to whatever god you worship. Hope they can hear.


OCCULTIST

i am a flame dancer, altar tender, arbiter of demon deals—an OCCULTIST 🕷
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which @crypto_coven archetype of power are you?

You approach a **MAGE** when questions are more important than answers. When you have opened your mind to the arcane, when you see magic as something to be deconstructed, analyzed and understood. A **MAGE** is a master of order, of examination. They pick the world apart molecule by molecule, hair by hair. **MAGES** calculate consequence. They calculate the weight of things. They calculate how fast they can break you to pieces and put you back together.


When you gift a **MAGE** a query, you must be prepared to accept their response in all of its great and terrible density. You must bear the weight of their will, the stasis of their study. What is built from layers of parchment, texts, and sigils holds the wisdom of the world.


MAGE

i am a master of order, of examination, who picks the world apart molecule by molecule, hair by hair—a MAGE 📚
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which @crypto_coven archetype of power are you?

If you ask a **NECROMANCER** a favor, they will grant it only once. You must meet them in a moon-soaked cemetery, a field of cypress, your own parlor beneath a veil of organza and elderflower leaves. You must watch as herbs are ground and combined, must turn away as the potion, once gargled, lends their voice to the muted tones of your father, your daughter, your love made wretched by time or drought or disease.


A **NECROMANCER** walks where other **WITCHES** cannot. They wet the hem of their cloak on the frigid waters of death. You must show respect to their austerity. You must give what they are owed. You must hope that the **NECROMANCER** who comes across your spirit would rather be your guide than your master.


NECROMANCER

i am a veil-crosser, my cloak wet with the frigid waters of death—a NECROMANCER. 🪦
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which @crypto_coven archetype of power are you?

**HAGS** can only be stumbled upon. They exist at the fringes of things — tucked into tree knots, hollow logs, or mushroom rings. You find a **HAG** by following a trail of crumbs, the whistled notes of a working song, the smell of berries sweetening to jam. You must always ask permission to enter their cottage. You must turn away forever if denied.


In a **HAG**’s company you will eat well from the earth. You will find firelight to warm you and thread to mend your clothes. You must gift something of value for all that you receive. A **HAG** will claim a memory, a well-loved sock, a chapter of your favorite book. Do not overstay your welcome lest you give more than you can lose.


i am a creature found at the fringes of things; tucked into tree knots, hollow logs, or mushroom rings—a HAG 🍄
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which @crypto_coven archetype of power are you?